Monday, May 24, 2010

i have got my nob stuck in the hooover, what should i doo?

i am having difficulties please dont delay!
Answers:
Sounds pretty fishy to me. I'd say this is the right section for that question.

I have heard that stuck nobs prefer very cool water. It probably won't breed right away, though. Usually when nobs have difficulties, they shrink away from the ladies for a while.

Hahahahahahahaha!
Just cut it off.
give me 10 points and I'll kiss it and make it better
Begin by turning it off or pulling the plug out of the wall, ya git.
enjoy
haha you dick!

Serves you right.
pull out when you are done i guess
turn the hoover off and stick a f*ckload of vaseline down the nozzle
Yeah right. Get a dictionary and study it instead of asking stupid questions mate.
pull it out
Turn it off. and what does this have anything to do with fish?
Unplug it, wait patiently for nature to take it's course or remove the hose %26 head to the emergency room.

THEN, GET A LIFE!
Enjoy it while it lasts.
die son
those dysons eh!! suck easily!!
head to your local casualty unit %26 try spinning that old yarn about hoovering your room in the buff!
Get a sex change cos u must have a micro penis if you could fit your nob in the hoover.
"NOTHING SUCKS LIKE AN ELECTROLUX" !!
Cut it off, you don't deserve to have one if the best place you can find for it is a hoover!!
Get your head stuck in the blender next please.
forget the hoover next time,just ask your boyfriend.
As its a question on fish, i can only assume its a little tiddler you got stuck in the hoover, u nob.
Call a local newspaper journalist.
Your question sucks, pardon the pun! Go to your local casualty department and you will give them all a good bloody laugh!
Gives a whole new understanding to "safe sex practices". Next time lube up first.
get a life!!.
shag it
Why is this under fish? Perhaps you are in so much pain you did not notice the categorisation or perhaps it is because your dinkle is the size of a minnow.
Seeing how this is in the fish section I will make the asumption you are talking about fishing nobs.
Those hooks can cause damage to your vaccum if accidently picked up. At this point your best bet would be to see if you can get some wire cutters in there to cut the hooks off the lure. Once that is done it should slide right out. Then you can get in there with some needle nose pliers and pull out the hooks. To repair the nob you will need to buy replacement hooks and bend them back to the lure.
Just remember in the future to pick up your nobs before you vaccum. This will eliminate any chance of your nob getting stuck where it does not belong.

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